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An intersting conversation I had with my sis

(Names changed for security reasons)

Mrs Anderson: so this pic of mom?
cancerdancer: oh
cancerdancer: here it is
Mrs Anderson has accepted your invitation to start photo sharing.

Mrs Anderson: guaw
Mrs Anderson: hehehehe
Mrs Anderson: look check it out
cancerdancer: check what out?
Mrs Anderson: I'll tell you the whole story
Mrs Anderson: hey where did the pic go?
cancerdancer: there it is
cancerdancer: what's tha sroty?
Mrs Anderson: ok thanks
Mrs Anderson: so yeah
cancerdancer: ok
Mrs Anderson: Ok so we were in Tepito (which is the biggest out door market in the

world) and we are walking around all hunky dory and all of the sudden... (pause for

effect) it started RAINING - dun dun dun
cancerdancer: oh no
cancerdancer: then what happend?
Mrs Anderson: Ok so rain never killed anyone, so we decided to keep on shopping.
cancerdancer: ok
Mrs Anderson: Then it starts to flood!!!!!!!!!!
cancerdancer: whoa
cancerdancer: hahaha
cancerdancer: holy crapola
Mrs Anderson: then it started flooding
Mrs Anderson: just a bit
cancerdancer: wow
Mrs Anderson: then there were dead rats floating in the street
cancerdancer: what??
cancerdancer: holy shamoli
Mrs Anderson: which for the record is very gross when you are wadding in 6 inches
of water
Mrs Anderson: and then
cancerdancer: and then?
cancerdancer: Mom is asking
cancerdancer: if u got her picture
cancerdancer: ?
Mrs Anderson: its started to HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Anderson: I did tell her it's really nice it's downlaoding
Mrs Anderson: did you take it?
cancerdancer: no
cancerdancer: Sm1 else did
cancerdancer: she's so happy!
cancerdancer: yay
Mrs Anderson: I like it
cancerdancer: hailing!!
cancerdancer: good god
Mrs Anderson: I'm going to put it on my skype
Mrs Anderson: lol
Mrs Anderson: yeah hail
Mrs Anderson: and so to say the least you know wet shoes
Mrs Anderson: just wearing t-shirts and jeans
Mrs Anderson: I was really, REALLY, COLD
Mrs Anderson: hehhehehee
Mrs Anderson: so now I'm kinda sicky
Mrs Anderson:
Mrs Anderson: how bout you?
Mrs Anderson: how you doin?
cancerdancer: oh
cancerdancer: well
cancerdancer: let me tell u
cancerdancer: oh bot
cancerdancer: *boy
cancerdancer: so were at home
cancerdancer: and were minding our own business
cancerdancer: when it starts to rain
cancerdancer: so were like
cancerdancer: crap it's raining
cancerdancer: now we can't wash clothes
cancerdancer: so we chillax
cancerdancer: and watch a movie
cancerdancer: when all of a sudden
cancerdancer: ....
cancerdancer: ....
cancerdancer: we get
cancerdancer: ....
cancerdancer: ....
cancerdancer: a
cancerdancer: .....
cancerdancer: phone call
cancerdancer: from Cha cha (The neighbor lady)
cancerdancer: and she's like come quick
cancerdancer: come quick
cancerdancer: my house is flooded
cancerdancer: and I need help
cancerdancer: so were like
cancerdancer: "Oh no!"
cancerdancer: so we get there
cancerdancer: and her living room is
Mrs Anderson: hahahaha
cancerdancer: and her living room is buried in a foot of water
cancerdancer: and she's like quick quick help
cancerdancer: and so Andrew and I
cancerdancer: move out all the furniture
cancerdancer: and pick up all the rugs
cancerdancer: and then
Mrs Anderson: guaw
cancerdancer: were like, "How did it happen Cha cha?"
cancerdancer: and she says
cancerdancer: hahaha
cancerdancer: guaw
cancerdancer: haha
cancerdancer: "Well,
Mrs Anderson: lol
cancerdancer: I have a hole in my roof."
cancerdancer: and were like
cancerdancer: "What!!??"
cancerdancer: and she says, "Yes!"
cancerdancer: on the roof
cancerdancer: so Andrew and I go to her roof
cancerdancer: because
Mrs Anderson: lol
cancerdancer: in the living room
cancerdancer: there is water coming out of the wall
cancerdancer: the size of a quarter in diameter
cancerdancer: so we get to the roof
cancerdancer: and it's raining like crazy
cancerdancer: wind, and rain, and wind
Mrs Anderson: hahahahahahhaa
cancerdancer: and so we get there
cancerdancer: and
cancerdancer: ..
Mrs Anderson: suckers
cancerdancer: u know how must house roof's are shaped in a triangle
cancerdancer: ?
Mrs Anderson: yeah
cancerdancer: hers
cancerdancer: is
cancerdancer: inverted
Mrs Anderson: lol
cancerdancer: so all the water collects
cancerdancer: and
Mrs Anderson: you're kidding
cancerdancer: goes out this tiny little pipe
cancerdancer: on to her other roof
cancerdancer: so were like
cancerdancer: "WTF!??"
cancerdancer: haha
Mrs Anderson: hahahahahaha
cancerdancer: we start laughing our @$$e$ off
cancerdancer: and
cancerdancer: so
cancerdancer: were like
cancerdancer: get a broom
cancerdancer: so the dude gets the broom
cancerdancer: and we sweep
cancerdancer: for like 20 mins
cancerdancer: and
cancerdancer: then were like get a bucket
cancerdancer: so he leaves
cancerdancer: (The neighbors son)
cancerdancer: and comes back
cancerdancer: and he's like
cancerdancer: que que?
cancerdancer: and I'm like u know
cancerdancer: a bucket
cancerdancer: and he's like
cancerdancer: ..
cancerdancer: que?
cancerdancer: and I'm like "oh Jesus!"
cancerdancer: I'll get it
cancerdancer: so I get a bucket
cancerdancer: and
cancerdancer: then we found a hole
cancerdancer: the size of a quarter
cancerdancer: when they installed cable
cancerdancer: they made a hole
cancerdancer: that they never fixed
cancerdancer: or filled
Mrs Anderson: lol
cancerdancer: guess where the hole is?
Mrs Anderson: ??
Mrs Anderson: downlaod those pics for mom
cancerdancer: not such a good look for Mike
cancerdancer: looks best longer
Mrs Anderson: lol
Mrs Anderson: and then?
cancerdancer: well
cancerdancer: the hole is
cancerdancer: right in the middle of that inverted triangelular roof
cancerdancer: lame
cancerdancer: so max water entry
Mrs Anderson: lol
cancerdancer: uber lame
cancerdancer: so we stuffed the hole
cancerdancer: and we got the house dry
cancerdancer: then she fed us
cancerdancer: oh sooo goood
Mrs Anderson:
cancerdancer: haha
cancerdancer: it was a fun day